How’s that again?

Yesterday I got a call from a an HR guy. His company needs a writer and he found my resume online. While it’s tempting to veer off into a discussion on how, if you call on a Thursday and for a job that starts on Monday… oh, never mind that. Let’s go right for the meat.

After the call, I went to look at the corporate site to see what they do. Here’s what I found:

[Company Name] is a customer driven organization that delivers a total information technologies solution that transform business objectives into a technology plan that improve your operational and business performance.

Excuse me? What, now?

5 thoughts on “How’s that again?”

  1. The first step is acknowledging you have a problem, right? And then the second step is coming a higher power for help. Which: check!

    I just hope you can help them. I’ve been on the site for 10 minutes and I still have no idea what they actually do, other than apparently exist as a writing exercise that involves putting as many buzz words into each sentence as possible.

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