Five things about X3

  1. I’m not so het that I’d throw Halle Berry out of bed, but Hugh Jackman in a ribbed tank top? My heavens. I can overlook the Flock of Seagulls hair and the ridiculous sideburns for those pistons.
  2. Having experienced first hand the quake that took down the Embarcadero, that thing with the bridge made me really itchy. Could they not have just stolen a ferry?
  3. When I gather my army of minions, they will not be a bunch of tattooed goths who look better in leather pants than I do.
  4. What is Jean’s power anyway? The ability to pick up everything all at once?
  5. Even when Kelsey Grammer is playing a raging blue beast, he’s gay as Christmas. I mean that in the best possible way. “My stars and garters?!” Hilarious. Ever since he started doing Sideshow Bob I’ve had a thing for the former Frasier. I think he’s swell.

Next up? I’m thinking I might let you decide. Suggestions? Is Ian McKellen in anything ELSE this summer?

3 thoughts on “Five things about X3”

  1. I’m with you on the Hugh Jackman thing. Dead handsome, made a a FABulous Peter Allen, and happily married to a woman who’s like 11 years older. Yup. I’d take me one of those.

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  2. Haha, Grammer WAS gayer than christmas in that one! I just saw it on TV the other day and that “My stars and garters?!” line made me bust up laughing. I never caught that before somehow. And seriously, come on Magneto, did you really have to completely destroy the golden gate bridge. He could have just collected a bunch of man hole covers, had his minions stand on them and then just float them all over. I would have been a hell of a lot more inconspicuous.

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