- Insulation
- Car repair and maintainence (The Tercel needs a CV joint)
- Non internet legal services (will, living will, power of attorney)
- Financial and investment consulting
- Cortison injections for my left shoulder
- Steam cleaning for grout in the bathroom
- A better health insurance plan that covers teeth and eyes
- A lucrative publishing contract and/or book deal
- Socially progressive government
- Warm feet
Amazon’s wishlist totally doesn’t work for me.
I don’t what to write ‘Bravo!’ on not being a normal girl, or ‘hell, I’m sorry’.
How about a democratic party that doesn’t shoot themselves in the foot right before an important election???
Hear! Hear!
How about John Kerry to go the hell away and stop running for President?
Insulation – move to Yurrip, the government gives you money for insulation. Get an Austrian army helicopter to fly over your pad with a heat seeking device to identify the troublespots.
Car repair and maintainence – car mechanics, globally, will gouge you. Unless your car is a a Ford and the mechanic a grandfather type, who’ll get the part cheap and not gouge you for installation. we’ve got one of those, in Yurrip.
will, living will, power of attorney – what’s wrong with downloading from the internet? Lawyers, ya can’t trust them. Not even in Yurrip.
Financial and investment consulting – Um, didn’t you used to WRITE this stuff? Personal finance writers, we can’t trust you.
Cortison injections for my left shoulder – doctors, you can’t trust them. Will probably cut your arm off and charge you double. Except in Dublin, where you’d have to wait four days for them to see you and cut your arm off.
Steam cleaning for grout in the bathroom — Hire a Karcher. You can trust them.
A better health insurance plan that covers teeth and eyes – come to Yurrip.
A lucrative publishing contract and/or book deal – write romantic schlock or crimies.
Socially progressive government — Governments, you can’t trust them.
Warm feet — There are two comedians in Dublin getting lots of laughs about how women are never warm. They’re always freeeeezing!!
Jeez, I’m aiming my wishes way too low…I’d pretty much settle for a pumpkin latte at this point. 😉 That, and the Dems totally taking over both houses.
My husband to get a job at the Evil Empire so I can have rilly rilly good health benefits, and egg nog available year round. And that stuff you said about socially progressive guvmint.
I love this! What a girl wants:
part-time permanent work
some minions to help me sort out my garage studio
plumbing fixes
electrical upgrade for the homestead
more minions (landscaping this time) to get rid of the forest of shrubs around the house
for my friends to know I love them
good stories (I actually get this one, but it’s too precious not to include)
good mid-term election results in the U.S.
secure electronic votes
a commitment, worldwide, to attend to the environment – you know, stewardship
Thanks Pam!!