Yo, hot stuff. You’re not going to the Portland Ukulele Festival or the No. Cal Ukulele Festival or the San Diego Ukulele Festival or the New York Uke Fest in the same old uke gear that everyone else is wearing, are you? Duh, of course not. You’re going in a Uke Angel T-Shirt from Nerd’s Eye View because yes, you are that cool, that much smarter, and that much better looking than everyone else.
Divine intervention comes in the form of the ukulele. Get yours.
Nope, I’m not going to any of those events, new t-shirt or not.
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