I really hate the body scanner machines at the airport. My introduction to them this year was extremely uncomfortable — a large male officer used a rather sharp tone with me and instructed me, repeatedly, not to look at him. “Why not?” I wondered. “Why does it matter where my eyes are when the machine can look right through me?”
It’s patchy, the use of scanners is; my first time through the body scanner was also my last. On all subsequent flights — and there have been many, nearly a dozen, through US and international airports — I’ve been sent through the metal detector, leading me to wonder why, if the metal detector is sufficient, I need to go through the screening machine at all.
On a recent flight to Salt Lake City, I arrived at Sea-Tac airport with plenty of time before my flight. I decided that if I had to go through the body scanner, I would opt out — after all, the signs say that going through the body scanner is optional, begging another question — if it’s optional, why are we using it at all? My hope was that by opting out of the scanner, I’d be put into a human interaction that required a bit more, oh, let’s say civility while my civil rights were being exploited.
The airport was quite busy, but I am a regular flier, I can deal with the ridiculousness of emptying my water bottle, having only three days worth of conditioner, and removing my shoes, thank you Shoe Bomber Richard Reed for giving the TSA one more way to be totally stupid. I sailed through the initial mess of undressing, stalled only by a woman with clear difficulties walking. She needed a cane, she didn’t want to use the body scanner… she eventually capitulated, only because it was more of a hassle for her to walk to the x-ray machine than it was to go through the scanner.
[An aside: A security agent in an airport in South American laughed and shook his head when my travel companion started removing her shoes. “We don’t do that here,” he said, patiently.
“You think we’re crazy, don’t you?” I asked him. He nodded and smiled.]
I reached the body scanner and informed the agent that I would like to opt out. He pulled me out of the line and had me stand next to him while my bags went through the x-ray machine.
“Female assist,” he shouted, several times. “FEMALE ASSIST.”
Nothing happened. My bags rolled out of site. “Excuse me,” I said, “I can’t see my bags. I don’t feel very good about that.”
“Well, there’s nothing we can do about that right now,” he responded.
I stared at him, flabbergasted. My camera, my laptop, my wallet, all my valuables were now unattended. I didn’t like this one bit. “FEMALE ASSIST,” the agent shouted, again.
I looked towards my luggage and back at the agent. “My luggage…” I started to say.
“Hey, take her over THERE,” he instructed another male agent, “and take her stuff too.”
The agent asked me where my things were. I was not allowed to touch my belongings even though they had cleared the x-ray machine. He collected my things and placed them on a metal table. I was instructed to take a seat in the middle of a holding area surrounded by TSA agents. There was a chair and a mat with footprints on it. I felt very much on display, like people were staring at me. “FEMALE ASSIST!” About ten minutes had gone by. I was relieved that I was not running late. There were two women at the checkpoint, only, I counted 15 male agents while I stood there, trying to be patient.
After what seemed like a very long time, an agent appeared to conduct my screening. She was clearly having a bad day. She informed me of what the process would be and asked me some questions — did I have any medical devices, did I have any “sensitive areas”? She informed me that while she was patting down my “buttocks, the sides of the breasts, and between the legs” she would use the back of her hands. “Do you have any concerns?” she asked.
“I’d rather you not grab me,” I said.
“Did I say I was going to do that? Did I say anything about that?”
Well, not in so many words. Though she had described in great detail where and how she was going to touch me. I was offered a private screening, which I declined. “Oh, no,” I thought, “I’m not letting you put me in some closet where no one else can see how ridiculous this is.”
Part of my brain was making jokes about the pornographic nature of the whole thing, the rest was getting very, very angry. I had been separated from my belongings for enough time for them to be stolen. I had been placed on display in the middle of the checkpoint. I had been spoken to rather rudely by more than one agent at the checkpoint, including the agent conducting the screening. And because there was insufficient staff to conduct my screening, I was kept at the checkpoint considerably longer than necessary.
The remainder of the screening went without further incident. The pat-down? I was surprised at how thorough it was and at where the agent put her hands. After the process was complete, I was released into the airport. All told, my screening took about 20 minutes, much too long.
I opted out again, two weeks later, in Oakland. It went much better — there was an agent on hand and she was extremely pleasant. When she asked me that same odd question — “Do you have any sensitive areas?” I told her the truth.
“My entire body is sensitive when being felt up by a stranger.”
She laughed. I was not making a joke.
I told her about how, in Sea-Tac, I’d been forced to wait for what I felt was much too long. “Oh, that happens here, too,” she said. “You’re just lucky today.” My Oakland screening took about five minutes, total, only two or three minutes longer than using the body scanner.
Not okay, TSA. The process is bad enough without systemic sexism. I realize that this is purely anecdotal based on my experience, but here’s a Washington Post article from March, 2011 that states that Dulles airport has only 30% women screeners. A presentation I downloaded directly from the TSA includes a chart that shows that 33.8% of the TSA workforce is female; it does not specify what percentage work at the security checkpoints and are available for “female assist.”
It was with some trepidation that I contacted the TSA to complain. The response I received was woefully inadequate. I was not surprised.
The TSA form letter response is posted verbatim, below the jump.
Thank you for your e-mail in regard to keeping a line-of-sight on your belongings at Transportation Security Administration (TSA) security checkpoints.
TSA regrets that you was dissatisfied during the screening of your carry-on baggage. TSA is required by law to screen all property that is brought onboard commercial passenger aircraft, including carry-on luggage. To ensure the security of the traveling public, it is sometimes necessary for Transportation Security Officers (TSOs) to conduct hand inspections of carry-on bags. TSOs receive training in the procedures to properly inspect passenger bags and are required to exercise great care during the screening process so that when bags are opened a passenger’s belongings are returned to the same condition they were found.
TSA policy requires TSOs to reasonably ensure that carry-on items are kept within the passenger’s line-of-sight when a passenger is required to undergo additional screening. When passengers cannot maintain line-of-sight with their property during a patdown or private screening, TSOs have been trained to maintain control and sight of their items for them and ensure that they are reunited with their property once they have cleared the screening process.
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) regrets any inconvenience you experienced as a result of security screening processes. One of TSA’s aims is to minimize passenger wait times at our Nation’s airports without adversely affecting the high level of security required in today’s aviation environment. TSA works with aviation stakeholders to determine industry changes in schedules and service so that we can provide the workforce, processes, and procedures to ensure high levels of security and customer service.
TSA uses a Screening Allocation Model to ensure that an appropriate number of Transportation Security Officers (TSOs) are assigned to each airport based on operations and passenger loads. This model, which incorporates part-time employees, ensures that TSA has sufficient staff to handle peak periods of passenger volume while downsizing for slower periods. Studies conducted by TSA and by independent organizations such as the Government Accountability Office have found that the model has made scheduling of TSA screening officers much more effective and efficient.
There are preparations passengers can take before arriving at the airport to help them move more quickly and efficiently through the security checkpoints. TSA encourages travelers to visit our Web site at www.tsa.gov for travel tips about the screening process and procedures, as well as guidance for special considerations that may assist in preparing for air travel in a timely manner.
Please keep in mind that passengers should allow the recommended standard 2-hour domestic and 3-hour international travel arrival times prior to flight departure to allow for parking and shuttle transportation, obtaining a boarding pass, going through passenger security screening, and having checked and carry-on baggage screened. These times may vary depending on the airport and the day and date of travel. We encourage you to contact your airline prior to travel.
We hope this information is helpful.
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Two or three years ago, when I was in transit through the US, I went through this. I think I told you about this before in passing— the SSSS scrawled on my boarding cards in Denver and Vegas, which basically means you’re a security risk. I still don’t know why. Maybe because of my passport stamps? Dunno. All I know was that as I was lining up for the 2008 version of security in Denver, I was hauled out of line without a word (elbow grabbed and pulled) and led to an ionising machine. Is that the word? Something to do with ions. A middle eastern guy who was in the normal line gave me a wry smile as I was hauled out and scowled at by guards. I was ionized, got the full pat down, and all my carry on was swabbed extensively for explosive residue whilst I was being grilled about everything I’d packed.
And you know what? I was just trying to go home to Canada after flying into Denver from Costa Rica. Yes, that hotbed of domestic terrorism.
And you know what else? This never happens anywhere else- China treats me well, Sri Lanka practically hugged me, even Burma smiled. Flying in and out of the Middle East to non western places was actually quite pleasant. But in Denver and Vegas, whoa, I am a security threat. It’s bizarre.
I suspect TSA agents are coached to make the opt-out experience a negative one. If they make it unpleasant, people will opt out of opting out and go through the scanner. It’s faster and less trouble for them.
I opted out on my way back from Chicago this year. My guy was actually quite pleasant, although he made it very clear that he wasn’t going to “enjoy” the process (read: “I’m not gay). I assured him the situation wasn’t my idea of a dream date either.
I’m kind of fascinated about what would happen if more people opted out on a regular basis. At SeaTac, I was the only one. The transgender types in front of me in Oakland opted out (that’s not a metaphor, these two were, uh, shifting) and I found that both amusing and horrifying at the same time.
Here’s what I gleaned from that letter: (1) no one proofreads TSA’s material before it is sent, and (2) TSA isn’t going to do anything differently – it’s up to the passenger to adjust and make the best of it.
I’d say the old military acronym “SNAFU” is woefully appropriate here.
I have opted out of body scanners at every airport I have seen them at – at my count, I’ve done about 7 pat-downs this year at different US airports.
Luckily, I haven’t run into the conditions you mentioned above. Most of the staff was courteous, a few asked my reasons for the opt-out which they recorded and sometimes offered literature / documentation for me to read from the TSA (I declined).
I never felt that it was a pornographic experience nor did it make me that uncomfortable (perhaps living in Italy too long…personal space doesn’t bother me that much anymore) but I did feel that a man wouldn’t be as comfortable with where the hands were going. Most times the whole experience didn’t take much longer than the regular scan.
Overall a generally positive experience for a ridiculous security reason, but I do feel like I’m a bit of an exception.
I have never had to go through the body scanners, and I am not looking forward to that experience.
When will TSA stop being ridiculous and inefficient?
I opt out every single time I’m asked to go through the scanners. Each time, except one, I’ve been able to joke with the TSA agent, who seemed to dislike the whole process as much as I do. Once, at LAX (figures), I had a crankypants agent who was rather grabby.
Each time, even with the LAX crankypants, the agents made sure my things were within my sight at all times.
I realize that I’ve been rather lucky with this whole thing so far, and am not looking forward to the time when I get to write a blog post about my bad experience with the opt out. But it kinda pisses me off that I have to admit that I’ve been lucky, if you know what I mean.
TSA procedures are utterly ridiculous and pointless. Totally agree with you on 99 percent of this. However, two things: 1. Your civil rights are not being violated. Flying on a plane is not a right. 2. Making snide comments to any authority figure is going to lead to problems for you. Not saying that you shouldn’t do it, but if you do, don’t act surprised when they retaliate in some way or another.
I’m not a civil lawyer, and I don’t know you, Matt, so I won’t assume you aren’t one, but I’m of the camp that thinks that the TSA’s search procedures are on sketchy constitutional ground. Some simple searching for TSA and 4th Amendment rights will show you that I’m not alone in that line of thinking.
I don’t think any of my comments were snide. As I mentioned in the post, I was not joking. I was being dead serious.
I’ve opted out three times and I’ve never had a problem with it. I haven’t had to wait long, my stuff has always been in sight, the TSA agents have treated me with respect and the whole process has been fairly uneventful, compared with what other people seem to experience.