For Halloween I’m going as…
- A person who is hiding in the house with all the lights off because she has eaten all the Halloween candy the week before.
- A sexy costume rack full of sexy costumes.
- Someone with very poor retirement planning.
- A grown woman who doesn’t know how to act or dress her age.
- A writer with an unfinished narrative nonfiction book who’s just trying to make a living, already.
- The sound a leaf blower makes when you’re trying to take a nap.
- The line between advertising and editorial.
- All the things I could have if only I’d…
- Someone who can’t even.
- Schrodinger’s cat.
- 140 characters.
- The Oxford comma.
- Further updates as events warrant.
Schrödinger’s Cat would be an awesome costume! You could do half-and-half makeup, with regular cat on one side and zombie cat on the other.
I was just thinking a box. Just a box. But yes. Half/half is good too.
I went as entropy my sophomore year in college.