Gone to the Dogs: Some Notes on Work

Macaroni takes his fashion cues from a simple weed. Nature inspires him.

I had this plan. I was going to take three months off and do writing projects, ones I wanted to do. Maybe they wouldn’t pay the most money or they wouldn’t be that glam, but it would be low key writing work, or maybe interesting work where I could learn some things. My two great gigs — both well paid and part time — dried up at about the time I had to let my brain rewire itself. I was psyched to take some down time.

Then the water showed up in the basement.

Chula would like to tip you for her spa treatment but her wallet is in her locker.

The plumber was a nice guy and his bid was one third less than the first guy’s bid. It was still $15,000. That was every dime I’d saved to take time off — and then some. The entire drainage system on my 1942 house needed replacing. “I could do only the sewage side now, ” the plumber said,  “but I promise you, I’m going to come back to do the rest in another three or four months.”

My plans — and all my savings — literally went down the drain. I have all new drainage, so that’s great if I ever decide to sell. It’s a good investment. Also, I had to get a job.

In January I wrote a bunch of travel guides for an Afar/United Airlines project. I did a handful of stories for AAA, nothing particularly glam, but good money and easy enough work. I took a gig as a website tester, part time. And I signed up to walk dogs.

Lenny and Luna disapprove. They’re not sure of what, but it’s not good, whatever it is.

After the writing, I like the dog walking best. I regularly walk a very sweet doodle who lives two blocks away. She has a barrel shaped belly and she’s well trained. I visit two rat terriers, they’re zoomie as hell and go insane for squeaky toys. I stand on their back deck and throw the toys on to the lawn below; they bring them back and I throw them again. I walked a giant pup, he’s 8 months old and would be too much dog for me were he not so well trained. He lives right by the park and likes to chew on sticks. I walked a puffball named Macaroni who chases crows and has terrible leash manners, but he’s small so it’s not a big deal. For a few days, I boarded a fuzzy little miniature poodle who has a fetch addiction. “Oh, totally,” said her owner. “If she were human, she’d be on medication.” I get frequent notifications for dogs that need walks and if there’s one nearby, I jump on my bike and go walk a strange dog for half an hour, or maybe an hour. There are worse ways to spend your time than going outside to walk a dog.

I earn about 40 dollars an hour for walking dogs. Testing pays 35 dollars an hour. The writing is patchwork, it depends on the project. Sometimes I make good money hourly, sometimes I don’t. None of this is sustainable. Also, it’s crazy to get paid more to walk dogs than to be a tester. Crazy. Obviously, I need a better plan.

Work is okay, though. For now. And some of it is better than okay.

Nori can quit fetch any time, she doesn’t understand why you think she has a problem.

The work I do with Jewish in Seattle — the magazine published by the local Jewish Federation — continues to teach me how to be a better writer, a better reporter, and while I wish I got paid more money, I’m deeply grateful for the opportunity to learn from my editor. Truly. I’m currently revising a story about a Jewish anti-racist movement and oh boy, was that challenging. They were intensely academic. But any day I get to interview a rabbi for a story is a good day.

I refused to compromise on a piece I’d been wrassling with  for at least six months and it found a home at Longreads in exactly the state I wanted it to publish — and for twice the pay I was offered by a fancy travel magazine. It’s called Exodus in the Ozarks and I’m very happy with it.

Harley has feelings about how much time you spend staring at screens. And about the President.

A friend asked me to write something for a project he’s got coming out later this summer — I can’t wait to share that with you, it’s going to be great. And what the hell, it unleashed literally thousands of words, this one short piece. I am very close to a solid first draft of a manuscript. I have to write a proposal and sell it, but when you have 50,000 words down, the idea of publishing a book isn’t just an abstraction anymore, it’s a project that’s real. I feel good about it. Sometimes I cast the movie in my head.

Bubba is very smol and very old but still kind of a badass. You can tell by his friends how badass he is.

Walking dogs has been great. When I was in the blackest part of my depression, it was walking Harley that got me out of bed and out of the house at least once a day, most days twice. I went to the kitchen to feed him and then, since I was there, I’d feed myself. Because he needed to go outside, I did, and I got daylight for doing so. A dog got me out, so I figure helping some dogs get out is a good thing to do.

I know that sounds silly, but let me have this. Plus, I really like taking pictures of dogs.

Also, hey, I’m looking for work. Keep me in mind, would you?

1 thought on “Gone to the Dogs: Some Notes on Work”

  1. I love your photos. And, the post made me happy for you. So much work coming your way and even though it never seems like enough, it’s still a bubbling brew of promise. 🐕 🐩 🐾

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