1-800-BYE-FELICIA

Self-care can fuck off. Let someone else take care of things for a change.

Imagined Notes on My Divorce Memoir Proposal

Thanks so much for submitting your work. After careful consideration, I’ve decided it’s not right for us in its current state. That said, our team liked the manuscript and wanted to provide feedback in case you would be willing to revise and resubmit.

Hello, I Am Divorced Now.

I didn’t think it would be fair, but I underestimated what it was worth to be done.

Good Enough

I made it through this year. It did not kill me.